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Jun. 24th, 2005

03:35 pm - RE:Moving On

As the days wound up to my little adventure at Asylum #123, the moving on ceremony for the little ones is finally over. Not to mention that I didn't want to be there, I just couldn't deal w/all those rotten motherfuckers we like to call parents. Now w/that being said, I heard all of the parents go, sing the song, sing the songs. It went from a moving on ceremony to an Ike and Tina session. My daughter, what a lovely hellspawn she's turning out to be, got her certificate and just left. She didn't even look at the chick that gave it to her. Talk about evil. My son decided he wanted to be apart of the ceremony too. The thing was soooo disorganized, it started late. But you know us black folks, don't shit get done right unless it's done late. None of the parents had chairs to sit in, well, the old people did. And the yard was a complete and total mess. But I was there for one person, and that was Jade. And Garfield (the necktie Jade picked out for me about 2 Father's Days ago) got me thru. And now MONDAY! I love my PSP, and now I'm uber pissed that the DS has a new color. But then again, I shouldn't be toooo surprised. Typical NINTENDO!

Current Music: hell awaits

Jun. 10th, 2005

08:16 am - RE:FRIDAY

today I just heard about the Patriot Provisions Act. This act allows the US Government to tap your phone lines if you are suspected of saying something out of the ordinary. It used to be that you could say one word and, this would give the Government the reasons to tap your phone lines. Now, if you much as utter the word "beaver", your phone lines coupld be tapped. Now with that being said, I don't know whether or not this has been put into effect yet. It probably already is. But anyhoo. I got into an argument w/my rice krispies. But keep in mind what I wrote above. Kill'em ALL.

Jun. 1st, 2005

07:53 am

Today is June 1st. School is almost over, and I'm waiting for it all to come to an end. My coworkers are all insane, but I like it. Trying to get into grad school but I don't think that is going to happen anytime soon. Such is life. Anyhoo, currently playing ACTRAISER for SNES, and I'm trying to defeat the monsters that plague Kasandoria. Finally finished my first season of MADDEN 05 w/the EAGLES! Finished the regular season 16-0. And Rose is still inviting me to all of these websites that deal with friends. Damn you Rose! Well I must be going now before Lord Vader enters the building. Can't wait for BATMAN BEGINS. I truly believe that this franchise can be saved as long as Tim Burton goes nowhere near it.

May. 29th, 2005

08:03 am - SUNDAY is the day B4 MONDAY

I am sooooo damn happy. This is very rare in my line of work. While flipping thhrough the many channels that is my sattelite, I happen to turn to TOON DISNEY. This is like the upmteenth POWER RANGER RED RANGER marathon. Their doing like a favorite RED RANGER countdown. T.J. is #6. Anyhoo, they are having the summer of superheroes, or some crap. And guess what, I finally get to see THE TICK again!!!!! I was thinking about that show for the past two weeks and the theme song. This is the animated one, was never really a fan of the live action. I'm praying that it will build up a strong following so the ass-clowns that be will put it on DVD. But until then, I have to break out the old VCR and record the epis, being the case that I never know when I'll be able to catch them again. Meanwhile on the other side of the world, I've got bills to pay, a birthdy party to plan for and this that and the other. I'm getting a tatoo for father's day. I wanted to get my tongue pierced so I can really....uh nevermind. For all extensive purposes Jack Bauer is dead. I'm hoping that this is not the end of 24 being the case that it is a great show, and Jack Bauer will fucking kill you if you don't tell him what he wants to know. Metallica is a bunch of fucking cry babies. Some Kind of Monster pissed me off so much, that I had to buy Cliff'Em All just so I could get back to why heavy metal was soooo great back in the day. I watch all of the old footage of Metallica b4 they cut their hair, and I say why don't jump onto that documentary and kick their stupid asses. I mean James, Lars, Kirk,and Cliff (Kill-Justice) should go kick the shit out of James, Lars,and Kirk (Load-St. Anger). Still in my death metal faze now, and even though I hate Six Feet Under, their new album sounds awesome. Now I'm just waiting for Morbid Angel to do a new album with original lead singer David Vincent. Once that and whenever Paul Stanley (KISS) releases his next solo album, all will be right with the world.

May. 27th, 2005

07:52 am

OK!! here we go again. There are things in this world that I have no control over. Say my job for instance, the boss is a major pain the ass. I've got a new name for her. She is now known as LORD VADER. Honestly, she needs to get a life and go run her galatic empire and stop getting on everyone's nerves. With that being said, I'm being rather shallow around her at the present moment.

May. 19th, 2005

05:16 pm - OK

i was saddened that a few of my buds were not at the graduation, but i understand why they couldn't be there. my question is how can you not love evil? i mean, i'd sell my mom for three magic beans if i actually believed that they worked. i don't give a damn. i would have loved to been the one that single-handedly wiped out all the jedi in one fell swoop. ah well!

May. 18th, 2005

07:46 pm

Hello. Here I am, here we are, We are one! Finally figured out how to work this thing and now I feel invincible. Anyhoo, I just want to say hello, and this that and the other. So there. I have the slightest idea what to do now, so I'll just go and hope that I can make good use of this site.

07:41 pm

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Gerald A. Stewart
Birthday:I'd rather not
Birthplace:The city of Brotherly Shove
Current Location:Jersey City
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Bald
Height:6"0
Right Handed or Left Handed:Righty
Your Heritage:Angry Black Man
The Shoes You Wore Today:Slippers
Your Weakness:Tig ol' Bitties
Your Fears:That something terrible will happen to my two children
Your Perfect Pizza:Sausage, pepperoni, the anit-Ahhnold Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:To live in the present
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:LMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up:I don't wanna go to work today; it's 6:00
Your Best Physical Feature:My eyes
Your Bedtime:?
Your Most Missed Memory:My buddy metal_yin
Pepsi or Coke:neither, they both destroy your kidneys and eat away at your bone marrow
MacDonalds or Burger King:Neither
Single or Group Dates:Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:neither.
Do you Smoke:Hell No!!!
Do you Swear:Hell Fucking Yea!
Do you Sing:In the shower
Do you Shower Daily:Yea. B/C the black man has a different kind of funk
Have you Been in Love:Yuppur
Do you want to go to College:Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married:I guess
Do you belive in yourself:I've been called an arrogant bastard, does that count
Do you get Motion Sickness:Nope
Do you think you are Attractive:Yea
Are you a Health Freak:Push-ups and sit-ups everyday
Do you get along with your Parents:Didn't invite them to the graduation
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yup
Do you play an Instrument:I wish. I do plan on picking up bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yup
In the past month have you Smoked:Didn't you just ask that question
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Perscribed
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Nooo! If you knew what the cream was really made of, you wouldn't eat it either
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:No
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yesterday
In the past month have you been Dumped:Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Nah! Haven't found the chick to do it with
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Yup
Ever been Drunk:Yup! And proud of it
Ever been called a Tease:Nah
Ever been Beaten up:Not in this lifetime. Actually, I've taken a few losses
Ever Shoplifted:Yup! And proud of it
How do you want to Die:Haven't quite decided yet, although do have dreams that I will be killed by an oncoming vehicle
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A porn star
What country would you most like to Visit:Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Hazel
Favourite Hair Color:Red
Short or Long Hair:Long
Height:5"8
Weight:doesn't matter as long as it doesn't exceed 300
Best Clothing Style:Birthday suit
Number of Drugs I have taken:Too many to count (legally)
Number of CDs I own:Lost count after 500
Number of Piercings:None
Number of Tattoos:None (yet)
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Not giving my grandparents the respect that they deserved

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