morbidanjel44 ([info]morbidanjel44) wrote,
@ 2006-07-03 19:32:00
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Current mood: angry
Current music:Morbid Angel-Fall From Grace

Superman Returns?
Hmmmm. I'm trying to think of the nicest way that I can say this. To hell with this, man SUPERMAN RETURNS SUCKED DONKEY BALLS! I can't believe that I wasted $14 on that bullshit. The story was all fine and dandy, but let's be real, pleas explain to me what the hell was soooo special about this movie. It was like sitting thru Titanic all over again. Or more like Constantine, just when I thought it was over, there was more to it. The acting was terrible. Brandon Routh tried too hard not being Christopher Reeve (the true Superman). It was more of a love story than a super hero movie. And Brian Singer should never eeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeerrrrrr be allowed to direct another superhero movie. It's funny how when he directed X-Men, James Marsden had a very minimal role in both films, yet in Superman Returns he's just as much as a focal point in this film. I've got a message for you Brian, Cyclops is the leader of the X-Men. Had you read the comic more thoroughly, maybe you could've showed the people that don't read X-Men just how powerful Cyclops really is you pompus ass! And man, it would've been great to actually see Cyke blast Superman's stupid ass thru the Daily Planet windows. This movie was sooo boring that I got up and went to the bathroom just to beat the rush of people that didn't go during the flick. It had it's funny moments, but there was nothing there to warrant a WOW! This movie only intensified my hatred for Superman. I left the theater with a headache, and I sooo wanted to burn the theatre to the ground. I was waitng for Marlon Brando to say, "Luthor, you come to me on my son's return to Earth. And you ask me to tell you about crystals. But you don't even call me Godfather." That would've been so bad ass. I will not be buying this movie on dvd, and I've just about had it up to here with Bryan Singer and his vision on how a superhero movie should be told. Superman Returns? Well if he is, he needs to go back to wherever the hell it is he came from.

Damn, Rose is moving to Ridgefield. I guess I know what that means. I finally made it to Jersey Gardens, and I have to say that it would've been a lot better if I hadn't taken the kids with me. But all in all, it turned out to be a good day. Now I know some of you tthat are reading are going to dog me about that stupid ass movie. Save it, I don't want to hear it. And no it was not better than X-MEN 3. Hell, V for Vendetta was better than Superwimp Returns. So again, I don't want to hear anyhthing about how great that garbage ass movie was. Oh, I'm so glad that I didn't buy the Star Wars Trilogy. Sept.12th, it will be re-released again. The title: Star Wasr Trilogy:Unaltered. So does this man that Han Solo is going to shoot Guido first w/o physical provokation like he did on the laserdisc version?

Anyhoo, I miss my old store. Not too crazy about where I am now, but it's a job. Slayer's new album is coming out soon. Already heard the fisrt single from it. Sounded so good, I started listening to Hell Awaits all over again. I wish Tom Araya could do those high pitched screams like he used to.




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[info]spydervash
2006-07-04 03:29 am UTC (link)
1st time through it, I was falling asleep. 2nd time watching it, I enjoyed it more (because I actually paid money that time)

But after both viewing I will say it was a "Super" movie, but not a great one. It's not better than Batman, NOTHING touches Spider-Man.

I actually thought Brandon Routh, Roff, Rothever did play a good Christopher Reeve.

But Clark Kent's character in the movie was a waste a time. And the big *surprise* part of the movie just made me angry because, Lois didn't even wonder how it happened. Since Superman had erased her memory in part 2, there's no way she would remember that without remembering he was Clark, so that made the whole thing pointless.

Do what I did, after the Spiderman 3 trailer played I almost walked out the theater. I knew at that point, I had just experienced the best part of the night.

BTW...I miss my old staff too.

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[info]morbidanjel44
2006-07-06 03:18 am UTC (link)
Dude, I almost left after the trailer for Spider-Man 3. That kid being SuperMan's was stupid and your point is well taken. I think you misspelled "Super", you're missing the t.

BTW...you hear anything about Mike training for DM. Not that it really matters. Aren't you leaving the company this summer? They just picke up a 3rd key. God that store, may be #1 all the time, but they have to be the most uptight repressive people I've ever wokred with. They're kewl and all, but damn man.

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[info]metal_yin
2006-07-05 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Maybe they should have done what BAtman Begins did.... start from scratch and work from there.....

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[info]morbidanjel44
2006-07-06 03:19 am UTC (link)
That all sounds kewl, but Brian Singer=Tim Burton. Singer should be ran out Hollywood for that crap he put out.

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(Anonymous)
2006-07-05 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Ok so Lucas finally caved and decided to re-release SW w/out all the extra pointless bullshit? I thought he said he was never going to do that. Then again, I'm guessing he could use more pocket change for his kids by throwing Star Wars on something and watching it sell a billion copies to people who already have every single version of it.

-George

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[info]morbidanjel44
2006-07-06 03:23 am UTC (link)
I wonder who else has the laserdisc version. You think that after releasing the THX version, full/widescreen, ultimate super special director's/assistant director's/associate producedr's cut on video and dvd that Lucas would figure it out and release it the right way. But no, George just did a dumb ass song with Zakk Wylde and he his horses (on Skywalker ranch)have to be bleached every other day. And Geddy Lee from Rush wouldn't do the song b/c he didn't have the money.

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