morbidanjel44 ([info]morbidanjel44) wrote,
@ 2006-03-04 14:42:00
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Current mood: relieved
Current music:Queensryche-Hostage

BEER, BEER, and MORE BEER
I HATE MYSPACE AND I'M GOING TO KILL TOM! Now that I've got that out of the way, hey. Has any one seen Markef For Death starring Steven Segal? I ust love how the movie has him going into Jamaica and chipping up a group of Jamicans. Just another way for the white man to think they can go into someone else's country and do what they want. Still Segal's best movie. Speaking of Steven Segal, has any one noticed that the majority of his movies are only 3 words? Above the Law. Hard to Kill (guy takes two shotgun blasts and lives? bullshit!). Marked for Death. Out for Justice. You get my drift. Anyhoo, I had a lot of respect for this guy at one time, then he bitched up and testified against the mob. Ah well, when you make a low budget film with the title Tonight You Die, what else is there for you to do? EQUILIBRIUM is coming on in about 10 minutes, and I will not watch it b/c FX will butcher it. I took my PRAXIS today, and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I think the Social Studies and the Science is going to fuck me over though. I'll find out my fate in 4 weeks. Among other things, I wish Stone Cold Steve Austin would come back to the WWE b/c I've lost the will to drink beer. I mean, I'm an avid beer drinker, but it's just not the same w/o Austin giving Vinnie Mac a stunner. I wish my daughter would go into her room and watch Lady and the Tramp. But whatever. I feel this huge weight has been lifted off me b/c I took that damn test. And now I'm in wait and see mode. My favorite soap villian, Paul Ryan is the man. His girl shoots him, leaves him for dead. He manages to fake his own death to make his sister feel guilty about never wanting him to be a part of her life. And then he makes Jennifer, that's his sister, a proxy of his state or something like that. Doesn't want to be bothered with his mother. Now everyone knows that he's alive and he doesn't want to tell his stepfathet (that's Jennifer's father)where Dusty is. Dusty is his former best friend that was brought back into town by Paul's mother to break up his engagement to Lily's sister, Rose. As The World Turns is great. I can't wait for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie. I hate Mondays. Now, more than ever, I understand why Garfield feels the way he does about Mondays. I'M A HOSTAGE! I'M A HOSTAGE! I'M A HOSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!! GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY




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[info]spydervash
2006-03-05 03:56 am UTC (link)
Congrats on the test, good luck so you can go on to be Great Teacher Steward (GTS)

There will never be another soap villian as evil as Stefano DeMera. He's the worst there is, the worse there was and the worse there ever will be.

Randy Orton has new music!!! At first I was angry then I found out it was done by Killswitch Engage, I think it's called Wreckless Intent

You can't get mad at Monday's...you still have '24' & if all else fails ask your wife to make Lasagna and crawl back into bed!

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[info]morbidanjel44
2006-03-05 01:44 pm UTC (link)
Why thank you. GTS, that sounds bad ass. Well Stefano DeMera is now Massimo Marone on The Bold and The Beautiful (Ridge's biological father). Stefano may be the worse, but he has nothing on James Stenbeck. Oh yeah, I forgot about 24. That is a great show. And it's on for 2 hours tomorrow. Oh yea, and Paul dissed Lily's twin sister on their wedding day, and then she falls out in front of the whole town. Oh yea, I forgot about Sheila Carter. Go to imdb.com and look up Kimeberlin Brown. You'll see.

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Mmmmm mmmm bitch!
(Anonymous)
2006-03-13 04:01 am UTC (link)
I doubt Austin's coming back soon cause seemingly every time he does, within two weeks of his return the people in creative/booking will do something to make him all pissy and he'll leave again. I would like to see him kick Vince in the nuts and stun him for real. Then he'll be arrested and sued, start doing drugs, then come back years later old and broke down when Shane's running the company. Don't you just love the vicious cycle of the WWE? I say drink a Sam Jackson every time HHH starts rambling and you'll be fucked up in no time.

I remember someone on BET's Comic View years ago made a joke about Segal's movies all being three words. "Hard to Kill, Straight to Cable, Lose the Ponytail, He Can't Act". Now he's just fat and old and trying to be all spiritual and shit. At least Van Damme's punk ass had the decency to stay in shape (despite still sucking). Mr. Floppy on Unhappily Ever After said it best: "Today's action heroes are either too old, too fat, or don't speak English. Circle all three if you're Sylvester Stallone".

-George

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Re: Mmmmm mmmm bitch!
[info]morbidanjel44
2006-03-18 01:28 pm UTC (link)
HA HA! Austin is coming back. And he's having a beer drinking contest with JBL. Damn man, speaking of Sly, when the hell is ROKCY VI. coming out? Nevermind, I think I'll skip VI and wait for VII:Adrians Revenge. Oh, and now I can drink some damn beer.

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