morbidanjel44 ([info]morbidanjel44) wrote,
@ 2005-10-12 21:01:00
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Current mood: frustrated
Current music:Kill the Christian- Deicide

METALLICA IN SPRINGFIELD
That's it! That's it! THAT IS IT!!!I've had it up to here w/Hollywood and their constant lack of creativity. Why is there some strange reason why we, as consumers, are subjected to numerous remakes. I mean think about it, The Longest Yard, Texas Chainsaw Massacre,The Amityville Horror, The Fog (there's something in the fog). I'll tell you what's in "The Fog", along with these other flicks, BULLSHIT!!! What next? Friday the 13th, Halloween (I swear if Hollywood so much as touch those flicks, I will burn it to the gorund). And it's not limited to movies, but TV as well. Who the hell said that it was okay to turn Bewitched into a flick? And who the hell said the Will Ferrell was funny? I hate that guy. And while we're on the subject of movies, what the hell is up with horror movies getting PG-13 ratings. I already know that there is no originality in Hollywood any more, but give me a break. Now don't get me wrong, some remakes are good. Look at the Mask of Zorro. Antonio Banderas was perfect. Now will I go see The Legend of Zorro? Not if I want to see another Mummy Returns. Robin Hood w/Kevin Costner? Please, Willow was 10 times better. And like Cary Elwes said, "Unlike other Robin Hoods, I speak w/an english accent." When the hell will that movie be released on dvd? There's really no point in going to the movies any more. THE Exorcism of Emily Rose? I'll take Dolls, and that movie sucked donk-e-balls. Does any one remember the end song from Legend, where Jack and Lily reattaches the unicorn's horn? I can't get that stupid song out of my head. "Love by the Sun", that's what it was. But seriously, the remakes have got to stop.

Anyhoo, the real reason why I'm here. As the subject reads: METALLICA IN SPRINGFIELD!!! That's right James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammet, and Rob Trujilio will guest star on an episode of THE SIMPSONS. I hope the episode isn't about illegal downloading. I hope that before the show is finally laid to rest, KISS and IRON MAIDEN make their guest spots on the show. They deserve it. Well, I have to go now, watching old epi of NEW YORK Undercover on TV ONE. BYE!




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Random points
[info]spydervash
2005-10-13 02:40 pm UTC (link)
95% of remakes suck

That fog I had to drive through last week will be more thrilling than watching Mr. Smallville fight pirates

They are planning a Halloween remake

Stewie Griffin had the right idea about Will Ferrell

PG-13 horror movies...I won't watch

I will watch Legend of Zorro because I actually liked Mummy Returns

Cary Elwes OWNZ Kevin Costner...and then he got chained to a basement floor

I need Men in Tights on DVD to add to my Mel Brooks collection

Simpsons needs to hurry up and end just so I can start appreciating it again

Homer Cursing on the Simpsons will not make it like Family Guy and will not make me enjoy it anymore, as Officer Cosgrove would say, "CUT IT OUT!"

TV ONE stand for "One N----r Entertainment

In Closing
-Ultimate! Ultimate!

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Re: Random points
[info]morbidanjel44
2005-10-15 10:53 pm UTC (link)
That's it. Hollywood has to go. Let me guess, the remake of HALLOWEEN will get a PG-13 rating too.

Could they make Homer any more stupid than he already is?

Kevin Costner should have been shot w/shit and hanged for stinking for doing WATERWORLD.

What more can they do w/the SIMPSONS. Oh, nevermind, METALLICA!

I liked the MUMMY RETURNS. That little boy was a pain in the ass. Thus my comparison to LEGEND of ZORRO. That little bastard is going to be a royal pain in the ass.

In closing: ULTIMATE! ULTIMATE!

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-14 04:14 am UTC (link)
Robin Hood Men in Tights is on DVD, but what sucks is that it's only Region 2. I've seen it on eBay. Why the hell they won't release it here on DVD pisses me off seriously.

-George

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[info]morbidanjel44
2005-10-15 12:55 pm UTC (link)
Those no-good rotten bastards. This is soooo UnAmerican!!!

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