morbidanjel44
Sep. 23rd, 2006
07:27 pm
Selfish people make me so sick!!! I'm so happy to say that my son no longer has godparents, and that's a decision I'm not sorry I made. Long story short. I decided not to show up at a reception b/c it was in west bubblefuck, nj and I had no way to get out there. No one was going that way, and I couldn't catch a ride w/any one. The newlyweds got their panties in bunch and decided that they would no longer speak to us. That's fine, they can be upset. But the thing that pisses me off is the fact that they dragged my kids into it too. They didn't even send my child a card for his birthday this year. That's the straw that broke the camel's back. Another thing I'm pissed about is these pricks took an oathe before God (assuming he exists), that no matter what the went on w/the parents, they would always be there for my son. So decided that they should stay mad and not even acknowledge him. It doesn't matter, now that I've got this all out I feel better. There's more but this is the gist of it. I've come to realize that my son doesn't need those petty fuckers and that he's not missing anything. And I don't want to hear no bullshit about how sorry they are. They can keep those tired apologies.
Among other things, I just picked up two kittens. Those are some fiesty bastards. The EAGLES lost last week. They'll win this week. I finally got my avatar up there, but I might change it. Does anyone know who that guy is? He's very, very famous, and no it's not me. Although I wish it was. This is especially for you spydervash (ULTIMATE ULTIMATE). If you haven't already, get Dragonforce's Sonic Firestorm. Pick up anything buy Dragonforce for that matter. But not one song on this particular cd is under 5 minutes. They're a heavier version of Dream Theater. The longest track on this cd is SOLDIERS OF THE WASTELAND. I miss my buddies, but now that I've joined the evil that is myspace, I feel so special now. Okay bye.
Sep. 4th, 2006
06:00 pm - Myspace
I'm on myspace. Name is tastecoldsteel@yahoo.com Nuff said. I just wrote a shitload of stuff and didn't realize that i was updating a journal entry. Okay, starting 9/10/06, don't call me on SUNDAYS b/c I don;t exist and neither does anyone else. GO EAGLES!!!!! Damn you Floyd for threatning me w/myspace. You're all evil bastards.
Aug. 9th, 2006
05:36 pm - Madden, Preseason Football, Charter School, and Heath Ledger as the Joker?
Sorry about that. Had to clip my nails to type this entry. Been awhile, yet again. Didn't feel the urge to post an entry here...that was until I read something interesting on wikipedia.org (my current fav), but we'll get to that in a few.
First off, MADDEN. Yes, I watched most of the HOF induction. Reggie White, Troy Aikman, John Madden, Harry Carson, Warren Moon, and the other guy that I can't remember at the moment. Anyhoo, the ball is rolling for Madden 2007. I plan on getting it. The RB on the cover will be injured and will be another victim of the MADDEN CURSE (also on wikipedia.org, that site is great). But I think that I've just about had it w/MADDEN reserves and midnite openings and mentioning all of the deals where if you trade in everything under the ESPN name, there's a slight possibility that the customer can MADDEN 07 for $30. As the magazine says w/MADDEN, it went from EA SPORTS! IT'S IN THE GAME to EA SPORTS OR ELSE! Stupid EA and their secret sweat shops. Note: I'm only getting MADDEN b/c with all the yards that my QB and WR put up, I'll finally get to put my player in the HOF.
Preseason Football. I will watch, but the games mean nothing. End of Story.
My daughter is going to school in 2 weeks. Unbelievable. In all honesty, I feel sooo bad for the little monster. From what I understand, by February, she should be reading on a second grade level. Wow. The Charter school will be like a military camp for the bugger. But, I wanted her in a good school, so I got what I wanted. Now the fun part is trying to buy those damn uniforms. And then I have to find them in her size. They have to be the right color, and this that and the other. I just can't keep up with it. That's what mommies are for. At the present moment, I paid the school close to $200 for uniforms. Oh, and did I mention that the school sent me a list of things that she needed. How about 6 packs of Crayola Crayons. Not too bad right? Try 8 bottles of Elmer's glue sticks, an art smock, baby wipes, Lysol disinfectant spray, just to name a few. Why don't they call it "The Glorified Babysitters Convention". Oh never mind, that's what school is anyway. All I can say is, have fun Jade. Daddy loves you.
Earlier I mentioned reading something on...you guessed it, wikipedia.org. They should pay me for the numerous endorsements I just gave. Anyhoo. After viewing numerous superhero movies over the past three years (Superman Returns does not count, nor will it ever, as a superhero movie), I found myself reading about Christian Bale. So the next BATMAN will be called The DARK KNIGHT. KILLER!!! And it was obvious that the Joker would be in the next flick. But Heath Ledger as The Joker? I don't know. Christopher Nolan made an interesting comment when asked about Robin. His comment: As long as I'm directing this franchise, Robin will never appear. His reason for not having Robin? BATMAN is still young and Robin is still sleeping in his crib. Another interesting fact, Bale was in talks to appear as Robin in BATMAN FOREVER. Aren't we all glad that deal never materialized? Well I am. At least The Joker won't get killed in this one. And Harvey Dent will also appear. Woo Hoo. Let's see, we've Ghost Rider. Spider-Man 3. And then The DARK KNIGHT in 2008. Life is good.
New Band you should all check out. Damericus. Slayer, Metallica, Megadeth, and Testament all rolled into one. Also, if I'm late, just say so. But check out J2:Jugment Day on youtube.com
bouncyJul. 10th, 2006
Jul. 3rd, 2006
07:32 pm - Superman Returns?
Hmmmm. I'm trying to think of the nicest way that I can say this. To hell with this, man SUPERMAN RETURNS SUCKED DONKEY BALLS! I can't believe that I wasted $14 on that bullshit. The story was all fine and dandy, but let's be real, pleas explain to me what the hell was soooo special about this movie. It was like sitting thru Titanic all over again. Or more like Constantine, just when I thought it was over, there was more to it. The acting was terrible. Brandon Routh tried too hard not being Christopher Reeve (the true Superman). It was more of a love story than a super hero movie. And Brian Singer should never eeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeerrrrrr be allowed to direct another superhero movie. It's funny how when he directed X-Men, James Marsden had a very minimal role in both films, yet in Superman Returns he's just as much as a focal point in this film. I've got a message for you Brian, Cyclops is the leader of the X-Men. Had you read the comic more thoroughly, maybe you could've showed the people that don't read X-Men just how powerful Cyclops really is you pompus ass! And man, it would've been great to actually see Cyke blast Superman's stupid ass thru the Daily Planet windows. This movie was sooo boring that I got up and went to the bathroom just to beat the rush of people that didn't go during the flick. It had it's funny moments, but there was nothing there to warrant a WOW! This movie only intensified my hatred for Superman. I left the theater with a headache, and I sooo wanted to burn the theatre to the ground. I was waitng for Marlon Brando to say, "Luthor, you come to me on my son's return to Earth. And you ask me to tell you about crystals. But you don't even call me Godfather." That would've been so bad ass. I will not be buying this movie on dvd, and I've just about had it up to here with Bryan Singer and his vision on how a superhero movie should be told. Superman Returns? Well if he is, he needs to go back to wherever the hell it is he came from.
Damn, Rose is moving to Ridgefield. I guess I know what that means. I finally made it to Jersey Gardens, and I have to say that it would've been a lot better if I hadn't taken the kids with me. But all in all, it turned out to be a good day. Now I know some of you tthat are reading are going to dog me about that stupid ass movie. Save it, I don't want to hear it. And no it was not better than X-MEN 3. Hell, V for Vendetta was better than Superwimp Returns. So again, I don't want to hear anyhthing about how great that garbage ass movie was. Oh, I'm so glad that I didn't buy the Star Wars Trilogy. Sept.12th, it will be re-released again. The title: Star Wasr Trilogy:Unaltered. So does this man that Han Solo is going to shoot Guido first w/o physical provokation like he did on the laserdisc version?
Anyhoo, I miss my old store. Not too crazy about where I am now, but it's a job. Slayer's new album is coming out soon. Already heard the fisrt single from it. Sounded so good, I started listening to Hell Awaits all over again. I wish Tom Araya could do those high pitched screams like he used to.
Jun. 11th, 2006
08:52 pm - RE:It's Almost Over
Well now that the year is almost over. The school year that is, I've decided that I will throw my pizza party this Friday. But here's the kicker, there are 17 kids in the class and only 8 of them will get pizza. The other 9 will not. But the best part is, I will let the 8 eat it right in front of them. Hahahahahahahahaha. I'll teach you little bastards that there is more than 1 way to skin a cat. My child is registered for charter school and she has to know how to tie her shoes before the summer is out. Then there is the question of whether I will be attending the end of year school party. Well, does hell go with no? I don't want to see any one at Asylum #39 until Sept. There I said it. And at this particular moment, I really don't care. Although it would give me the chance to hang out with my drumming buddy, and it's free, but it's not worth it. The superintendant of JCPS is a real dick. All I can say is, he fucked with the wrong person. In the words of James Hetfield: Do unto others As they've done to you. I think the person that Chuck pissed off was listening to Ride the Lightning that day. Aw man, the summer sux ass. 24 and The Shield are both over. Football doesn't start til the second week of Sept. There's nothing to watch. And man am I pissed, stupid Adult Swim. I'm watching this great show called Kogarth of Barbaria. And wouldn't you know it, they kill the show already. Dammit!
I've been to youtube.com and I caught Metallica performing Orion for the very first time. Kewl, would have loved to see it performed with Cliff Burton though. Then they performed a new song, and...well at least they have guitar solos this time. Slayer let me down. I thought they would be releasing their finally titled album "Christ Illusion" (excellent title) on 6/6/06. It would've been perfect. But they didn't. Then I have nothing showing that I was here and that I survived 6/6/06. I was soooo waitngn for the ultimate destruction of the world. Damn, I wanted a shirt that commemorated 666. I needed something that said that I survived the suppossed coming of the AntiChrist. So unfair.
Now that I've ranted and raved about nothing at all, I've come to the conclusion that I will go see Superman Returns, I still think he's a biiiatch. Okay, he died. He was split in two. And he got punked on his own show by BATMAN. And if he can't beat Lobo, what the hell makes any one think he can beat Wolverine? Speaking of Wolverine, when is his movie coming out? Now it's time to go and drink some damn beer (say that last line like Stone Cold Steve Austin).
May. 27th, 2006
10:46 pm - Faster Than A Laser Bullet
I'll give you 20 seconds to name the four most influential bands in heavy meatl. Okay, times up. If you didn't say (in this specific order) Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, and Metallica, may God have mercy on your black souls b/c I will not. If some of you said Led Zepplin, I'll accept that (but I don't consider them metal, more bluesy than anything). See I've been enduring Metal Month on VH1, and the funny thing is that most of the stuff they were showing< i knew about already. So after two days of GLAM metal (Gay L.A. Metal, as Dave Mustaine would put it)and those stupid ass bands. That would be Poison, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Ratt and the W's, they finally show the episode Seek and Destroy. Four bands that said to hell with all those pansy ass bands in LA. Anthrax, Slayer, Megadeth, and Metallica. Dave said something that hit it right on those with those GLAM bands. First of all if you have to put make-up on and dress like a chick, you've got some unressolved issues. Second, knowing all of this, is your music really that good? Metallica said it all with their first album, Kill 'Em All, as an answer to all the posers out there in LA. Yes sir folks, Metallica was the real deal in the 80's. These GLAM bands had all of these lead singers that wanted to look good for the camera, while the four bands that hated that type of music just wanted to play. Sebastian Bach of Skid Row said that when he brought Kill Em All, he flipped the album over and said that Metallica were the ugliest human beings that he had ever seen and he had to buy that album. He said that Metallica was definitely not a GLAM band. Another band that I should mention hear is Guns N Roses. Guns N Roses would have been bigger than Metallica if Axl Rose just got his head out of his ass. So yeah, I've been getting my dose of metal for the past month. I'm going to hate to see it end. Then we got into Manson. Great artist, great music. Just can't deal with his voice. But back to out bands here. I watched Cliff Em All and I looked at James. I then watched Morbid Angel's video Immortal Rites. Holy shit, David Vincent is a dead ringer for James Hetfield before the 90's. James has the long blonde hair and you really can't see his face, the same thinf in 89 with David Vincent. I'm hoping that there will be another band that can actually be the next Sabbath, Maiden, Metallica. And not any of those idiots on RoadRunner Records. Not that Nu Metal shit. Nu metal is un metal. But I do like Killswitch Engage and Otep. 24 is over, there is really no reason to watch Fox until January. So that means I'm stuck watching MNR for 2 hours and 5 minutes, with 1 hour and 10 minutes of these idiots talking. In the meantime I'll be picking up Black Sabbath's Dehumanizer and Judas Priests' Painkiller. In the words of Metallica and this still goes out to the posers: METAL UP YOUR ASS!!!!
Apr. 9th, 2006
07:55 pm - Lucky Number Sleven
Excellent flick. Funny as hell, and a good view. I went to the movies w/the old lady and I wound in the wrong theater. I'm thinking what the hell, b/c when the movie started, I'm saying to myself, DC did this movie too? And it was the opening to V for Vendetta. That stupid tramp told us that the movie would be in one theater, and it was. But the jackasses changed it at the last minute. We were uber pissed, but at least I brought a large soda and got a free refill. Those fuckers tried to jerk me w/that too. I said, Oh hell no!! I don't care if you're closed, I want my damn refill. All in all, if you haven't seen this movie, go see it. Now onto pressing matters. I passed my teachers exam. By one point. I've already completed part 1 of my 4 part plan. Okay I've been doing this for the longest, and here it goes. SONGS YOU SHOULD HAVE on your ipod, mp3 players, whatever. Here we go:
Iron Maiden, anything by Iron Maiden (damn this is tedious). Uh, Wrathchild/The Number of the Beast/Run to the Hills/Where Eagles Dare/Flight of Icarus/Rhime of the Ancient Mariner/Die with your Boots On/Aces High/2 Minutes to Midnight
Slayer-Raining Blood/Hell Awaits/Criminally Insane/War Ensemble/Dead Skin Mask/Angel of Death/Piece by Piece/Disciple/Hear Comes the Pain
Testament-Over The Wall/The Haunting/First Strike is Deadly/The New Order/Dog Faced God/The Ritual/Disciple of the Watch/Sails of Charon/Curse of the Legions of Death
Morbid Angel (the best band that no one is listening to)Immortal Rites/Suffocation/Blessed Are the Sick/Maze of Torment/Unholy Blasphemies/Blood on my Hands/God of Emptiness/Sworn to the Black/Dominate/Where the Slime Lives/Nothing is Not/Hatewrok/Rapture
KISS-Black Diamond/Parasite/Watchin' You/Strange Ways/Rock Bottom/I Stole Your Love/God of Thunder (Gene Simmons vocals)/Shout it Loud/Detroit Rock City/King of the Nighttime World/The Oath/Creatures of the Night/Danger/I Love It Loud/War Machine/God Gave Rock n Roll 2 You/Unholy/Hate/Master and Slave/I Confess/It Never Goes Away/In My Head/I Walk Alone
There's more, but I've got to shower now. And I got 24 SEASON 4. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Mar. 4th, 2006
02:42 pm - BEER, BEER, and MORE BEER
I HATE MYSPACE AND I'M GOING TO KILL TOM! Now that I've got that out of the way, hey. Has any one seen Markef For Death starring Steven Segal? I ust love how the movie has him going into Jamaica and chipping up a group of Jamicans. Just another way for the white man to think they can go into someone else's country and do what they want. Still Segal's best movie. Speaking of Steven Segal, has any one noticed that the majority of his movies are only 3 words? Above the Law. Hard to Kill (guy takes two shotgun blasts and lives? bullshit!). Marked for Death. Out for Justice. You get my drift. Anyhoo, I had a lot of respect for this guy at one time, then he bitched up and testified against the mob. Ah well, when you make a low budget film with the title Tonight You Die, what else is there for you to do? EQUILIBRIUM is coming on in about 10 minutes, and I will not watch it b/c FX will butcher it. I took my PRAXIS today, and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I think the Social Studies and the Science is going to fuck me over though. I'll find out my fate in 4 weeks. Among other things, I wish Stone Cold Steve Austin would come back to the WWE b/c I've lost the will to drink beer. I mean, I'm an avid beer drinker, but it's just not the same w/o Austin giving Vinnie Mac a stunner. I wish my daughter would go into her room and watch Lady and the Tramp. But whatever. I feel this huge weight has been lifted off me b/c I took that damn test. And now I'm in wait and see mode. My favorite soap villian, Paul Ryan is the man. His girl shoots him, leaves him for dead. He manages to fake his own death to make his sister feel guilty about never wanting him to be a part of her life. And then he makes Jennifer, that's his sister, a proxy of his state or something like that. Doesn't want to be bothered with his mother. Now everyone knows that he's alive and he doesn't want to tell his stepfathet (that's Jennifer's father)where Dusty is. Dusty is his former best friend that was brought back into town by Paul's mother to break up his engagement to Lily's sister, Rose. As The World Turns is great. I can't wait for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie. I hate Mondays. Now, more than ever, I understand why Garfield feels the way he does about Mondays. I'M A HOSTAGE! I'M A HOSTAGE! I'M A HOSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!! GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY
Feb. 2nd, 2006
07:25 pm - RE:MYSPACE SUX
That's it. I've had it myspace.com. Mind you that I've only used it twice. Looking for something that I couldn't find. And to tell those assholes, this goes for you, Tom. Take myspace and shove it up their stupid asses. On to other pressing matters. I've been trying to get a list of loooong songs.And a bunch of stuff that I think people should hear. I call them epics. Most of these songs clock in at or above 8 minutes. So here we go:
Blackened, ...And Justice for All, One, Harvester of Sorrow, The 4 Horsemen, Seek and Destroy, Ride the Lightning, Fade To Black, Orion, The Call of Ktulu (Metallica)
Dante's Inferno, Something Wicked this Way Comes (Iced Earth)
Rhime of the Ancient Mariner (Iron Maiden). This song is well over 13 minutes.
Loch Nwss (Judas Priest)
Devin Townsend Band (Accelerated Evoltuion CD)
Demanufacture, Archetype, Transgression (CDs by Fear Factory)
Images and Words, Awake, Scenes from a Memory, Train of Thought (CD's by Dream Theater)
Any and all CDs by Queensryche (for those of you who don't know, the band that sings Silent Lucidity)
I'll let you all try that out for now. And then I'll give you some shit that'll make your ears bleed.
Jan. 1st, 2006
10:27 pm - HAPPY...ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Okay. So here it is, 2006. Just so you all know, it'll take me til about February to realize that it is 2005...see, it's starting already. It takes about a month for me get used to it being 2006. After working for the umpteenth SUNNDAY, which really needs to end, there are other days in the week that I am available (no homo). Anyhoo, like I was saying, while working today I've come to the realization that we are not living like the JETSONS. Where the hell are the houses that are supposed to rise above the smog? Where the hell is the machine where the dog walks himself, and then we get stuck on it b/c the dumb fucker wants to chase after a cat and then jumps off, while we're yelling, "Stop this crazy thing!" Where the hell is my damn hovercar? What the hell happened to my robot maid? And where is my fucking hoverboard (BTTF II)? I just need to know why hasn't these things taken place yet? So here it is, another year, another 359 days until Christmas. I have the slightest idea what the hell is going to happen in the next few days and to be totally honest, I really don't care. Dealing or not dealing with the death of my grandfather is, well you know. Actually you don't know. I will say this, it's been a month now and I'm constantly reminded that I only have 1 grandparent left. How nice. So Happy New Year. Oh really, what's so happy about it? It's just another year. Oh I resolved not to try and kill anybody this year. But I was informed that it would not work. So my new resolution is to try and be nice. Well, here's to broken resolutions
Dec. 24th, 2005
03:25 pm - RE:I HATE EVERYTHING
I hate my dog, I hate my cat. I hate this, I hate that. And I've filled my quota for pissing people off for the holidays. But in the end I still hate everything. Now I have the slightest idea what I'm having for dinner. But dinner has been made for Christmas. Well, the lasagna anyway. Watching the playoffs. Well not the playoffs, but the teams vying for the playoffs. I must say that I'm really not too interested in who makes it to the SUPERBOWL now that Eagles are officially out, and just playing for pride and for next year. I'm uber pissed b/c I wanted to see the Eagles vs. the Cardinals. I will take great pleasure in knowing that if the Falcons lose, they are out of the PLAYOFFS. The Chargers are out via the loss to KC. I know T-BAGS is happy. I just called my job and told him that KC lost. That'll teach him to call the store and tell me he ordered a damn XBOX 360. Sorry bastard. Anyhoo, the big day is tomorrow. And I wish I could wish everyone a happy holiday, but...moving along. I got into the mode of archiving my music. I even took the liberty of giving the disc weird names. I have this thing about a nuclear apacolypse of some kind. I believe that Fear Factory put it best when Burton screams, "WATCH THE FIRESTORM INCINERATE YOU INTO ASH!!!!! HEAVEN BURNING WITH THE SKY! HELL IS NOT THE REASON WHY!!" I need my head examined. My baby brother and sister are going to have a shitty Christmas, b/c their mother's boyfriend is a fucking dead beat. Let's see, it's Christmas Eve and it's tradition in my household to open one gift before the actual day. On a lighter note, I'm having fun learning how to play the drums. And I actually practice with the music I listen to. Haven't quite gotten to the level of Metallica yet, but I think that I'll get it in about a year. 24 will return in two weeks. Along with Scrubs, The Shield, and the debut of the FX original....this just in, Atlanta is eliminated from the PLAYOFFS (yes, I'm sick of Michael Vick and his pissing and moaning about how he's a pocket passer). When will they release Celebrity Deathmatch on dvd? And when will the following people just go away? Paris Hilton, Destiny's Whores. P-Dummy, Gay-Z, 50 Cent, John Cena, Sean Paul. Just wondering. That's all I want for Christmas. Well...kay bye!
Nov. 22nd, 2005
08:02 pm - RE:BATS
I keep having dreams that I will be killed by a moving vehicle. And then I check the obituaries to make sure that I'm not dead. Man how cool would that be if I was dead but dreaming (that's a great song). Report cards will be given out this coming Monday. I really can't wait to meet some of these parents. Remember to talk about both the negative and the positive aspect of the little... Anyhoo, I feel really good today. I actually found proof that Sting did in fact use the Scorpion Deathlock before Bret did. And Bret learned the move from Konan. So if the DVD says otherwise, then sobeit. But in order for me to recant that statement, I would have to see proof on his DVD showing he used that move before 1987.
Thanksgiving is coming up soon. I will in fact turn into a pig. And then I'll go back to the evil bastard that everyone knows and loves. Or hates, b/c very few people love me. I feel the need to make a few phone calls on turkey day, but I simply choose not to, b/c I don't want to be bothered. I hate this show America's Next Top Whore. Good job Tyra, it's a wonder the show made it past 1 season. I demolished one sweet potoato pie already. I don't understand what the hell my problem is, if I fell off the face of the earth, no one would give a rats ass. During the Christmas holiday, I plan on catching up on my literature. Starting w/Ric Flair and ending w/HBK. Sorry Lita, Edge, HHH, Rock, you've done nothing that was important enough to the wrestling industry to make me borrow your book from the public library. I know now why Luke Skywalker was such as biggety bitch. And I agree w/a friend of mine about how Mace Windu should have died. But now I see how STAR WARS should have panned out. First of all, Qui-Gon should not have died. Not until episode II. Obi-Wan should not have killed Darth Maul, Anakin should have done it. Trying to figure out where Dokou fits in to all of this. Anakin should not have turned b/c he couldn't save Padme, he should have turned b/c General Grevious fucked her up so bad...nevermind. Another thing I have to get off my chest is Nirvana. Everytime the anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death comes up, the only thing I can say is knock it the fuck off. While I won't take anything from what he's done for a genre, I will say this:
1-Nirvana did not put Seattle on the map. Queensryche did
2-While we're on the subject of Seattle, the best band to make it out of Seattle was Soundgarden, w/Alice in Chians coming in at a very close 2nd.
3-The best alternative band was not from Seattle, but from Chicago. The Smashing Pumpkins.
Oh as for BATS. It's my own little acronym: Blessed Are The Sick
Nov. 8th, 2005
08:18 am - Carnage in the Temple of the Damned
When we meet again you will never be the same. So everyone says. Enjoying my week off from work and shit. So it's finally happened. The EAGLES let go of T.O. I'm not too surprised, and I've already accepted the fact that we may not even make the playoff. Ah well. That team was not going to let one person become more important than the T-E-A-M. It was bound to happen, the guy needs help, and Hugh Douglas already chipped him up in the lockerroom. T.O. needs to hire a new agent, b/c the only thing he managed to do was get his client dimissed from the team.
On another note, Thanksgiving will is around the corner. And my 3rd graders don't know that the marking period ends next Friday. How unfortunate that half of the little bastards failed the first marking period. And if in fact I am stuck w/them come January, they will be very upset. B/C if they don't get their heads out of their asses, they will be sitting in the 3rd grade again. Take that PS# 12.
Oct. 12th, 2005
09:01 pm - METALLICA IN SPRINGFIELD
That's it! That's it! THAT IS IT!!!I've had it up to here w/Hollywood and their constant lack of creativity. Why is there some strange reason why we, as consumers, are subjected to numerous remakes. I mean think about it, The Longest Yard, Texas Chainsaw Massacre,The Amityville Horror, The Fog (there's something in the fog). I'll tell you what's in "The Fog", along with these other flicks, BULLSHIT!!! What next? Friday the 13th, Halloween (I swear if Hollywood so much as touch those flicks, I will burn it to the gorund). And it's not limited to movies, but TV as well. Who the hell said that it was okay to turn Bewitched into a flick? And who the hell said the Will Ferrell was funny? I hate that guy. And while we're on the subject of movies, what the hell is up with horror movies getting PG-13 ratings. I already know that there is no originality in Hollywood any more, but give me a break. Now don't get me wrong, some remakes are good. Look at the Mask of Zorro. Antonio Banderas was perfect. Now will I go see The Legend of Zorro? Not if I want to see another Mummy Returns. Robin Hood w/Kevin Costner? Please, Willow was 10 times better. And like Cary Elwes said, "Unlike other Robin Hoods, I speak w/an english accent." When the hell will that movie be released on dvd? There's really no point in going to the movies any more. THE Exorcism of Emily Rose? I'll take Dolls, and that movie sucked donk-e-balls. Does any one remember the end song from Legend, where Jack and Lily reattaches the unicorn's horn? I can't get that stupid song out of my head. "Love by the Sun", that's what it was. But seriously, the remakes have got to stop.
Anyhoo, the real reason why I'm here. As the subject reads: METALLICA IN SPRINGFIELD!!! That's right James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammet, and Rob Trujilio will guest star on an episode of THE SIMPSONS. I hope the episode isn't about illegal downloading. I hope that before the show is finally laid to rest, KISS and IRON MAIDEN make their guest spots on the show. They deserve it. Well, I have to go now, watching old epi of NEW YORK Undercover on TV ONE. BYE!
Sep. 25th, 2005
05:33 pm - Severed ties yields a severed head
What a close one. The EAGLES beat the RAIDERS 20-23. So Donovan McNabb has over 700 yards on the season and 8 TDs. I think he has 3 INTs. PayDay is Friday. As I mentioned previously, I left Asylum #123, and the supervisor is asking me to come back. Fuck that shit. I don't see that happening in the near future. My buddy convinced me to get AIM, so for those of you that are using AIM my screen name is anjel corpse3. Fozzy is great, although I'm hoping that Jericho comes back soon. Finally got the chance to see Kung Fu Hustle. Ha ha, funny movie. Nothing new to rant about, although I did see the preview for DOOM. I've 10 bucks that say WWE is going to plug the hell out of that movie. Typical!
Sep. 9th, 2005
07:37 pm - RE:BEEN AWHILE
Where do I start. Well, First off, I'm ready for some football. I'm happy about two things.
1-The New York/New Jersey area got their heads out of their asses and gave back the NFL double-headers
2-The EAGLES. T.O. is not bitching about his contract any more. If he puts up awesome numbers this year, the organization would be fool not to give him a new contract.
Now on to more pressing issues. School has started and I'm no longer w/Asylum 123. What a relief. But now I have to go back to working weekend jobs just to cover my funds. Oh well, such is life. Anyhoo, I had to read to kindergartners today and that was fun. Please tell me that you can see the sarcasm in my words here. I'm currently waiting for a new laptop that I ordered from Dell. I got approved for one of those deferred customer thingies. It should be here on the 16th.
My daughter started pre-k, and she let me know that when I put up two fingers, it is the #2 and not a PEACE sign. She said so herself, and that was an argument that I wasn't going to win. You know what's really funny. As I was walking thru the halls of my new sanitarium, two songs popped into my head. Sanitarium (Welcome Home) and The Unforgiven by Metallica. Especially the part where James goes, "WELCOME TO WHERE TIME STANDS STILL, NO ONE LEAVES AND NO ONE WILL." That's kind of how I felt when I went thru those double doors.
On another note, I miss my buddies. You all know who you are. I wish I had to time to disappear for a few days and just let the pieces fall where they may. Ok, in about two minutes I'm going to listen to KISS-Carnival of Souls. Gene Simmons has a great song called HATE. W/that being said, I'll then listen HATE SONG by The Haunted. Outside of everything else, I have my music and right about now that is all that matters. My daughter doesn't know it yet, but she's getting out of my bed. My new favorite villain is Paul Ryan (Roger Howarth-As The World Turns). His sister thinks that her baby is dead, and to keep the baby's father from getting him, Paul continues to let her think so. Jennifer (Paul's sister) is so distraught that she gets hooked on drugs to get rid of the pain. Paul is truly turning into his father. I feel bad for Paul when Jennifer's father finds out. And Barbara (Paul and Jen's mother) is going to be thru w/Paul once she finds out what he did. Well, that's all for now. Time to worship...I mean uh, listen to some "evil" music.
Aug. 7th, 2005
11:43 am
So here it is, the 7th of AUGUST! Just got back from seeing The Devil's Rejects. Good flick. And it was rated-R. That was fucking great. I think that Rob Zombie is a great director that doesn't overthink his works. I think that Clown or as they call him Capt. Spaulding, made that movie. He says to the kid, "what's the matter kid, you don't like clowns? You'd better have a reason for why you don't like clowns by the time I get back. And if you don't, I'm gonna kill your whole family!" Man that was great. It had lots of action, sadistic shit, and it was funny. Now that's how a horror movie should be. Not too much bloodshed, but just enough. Did I mention that it was rated-R? Yea! A horror movie with the correct rating. But I think I've figured out Hollywood and their rating system when it comes to horror movies. See, they'll rate them PG-13, and then release it on dvd w/that rating and the unrated version. On a lighter note, SAW II is coming out this HALLOWEEN! Before I go, something just dawned on me. Watching X-PLAY, they were reviewing REVENGE OF THE SITH for multiplatforms. And they showed clips from the movie and Obi-Wan is shown being given away to his uncle. Ok, so if Obi-Wan dropped Luke off in Tattoine, why would Luke say in ROTJ that he was born there? Yea, yea, I know that's what he was told. At least I think that was the case. But Luke wasn't born on Tattoine. I thought that he was born on the planet NABOO. Whatever. Aw man, I checked out this preview for this flick called WAITING. I must go see it. Chow!
Jul. 27th, 2005
07:20 pm - RE:4th Albums
Is it just me or do heavy metal bands put out albums that suck ass? Seriously, I was walking home today from Asylum #123, and it got me thinking. While listening to Morbid Angel's 3rd album Covenant (kicks ass by the way), I listened to their follow-up DOMINATION. The writing on that album was sooo weak. I like it nonetheless, but why is this album not up to par with their previous 3? And then I thought about METALLICA. KILL'EM ALL was a great debut (pure head banging), RIDE THE LIGHTINING dodged the sophomore jinx, and MASTER OF PUPPETS is still the greatest heavy metal album of all time. Then ...AND JUSTICE FOR ALL is released and I'm like, ok! Now what? Never captured the magic that was MASTER OF PUPPETS. The same thing with SLAYER. SHOW NO MERCY was great, HELL AWAITS kicked ass, REIGN IN BLOOD (considered the greatest thrash metal album of all time, some say that Master of Puppets was better)was great. Then SOUTH OF HEAVEN is released and I think what the fuck? I already explained my gripe with MORBID ANGEL. IRON MAIDEN. Let's just say that the NUMBER OF THE BEAST was better than PIECE OF MIND. I don't know, I guess people just don't try as hard any more. I guess 3 is the lucky number and 4 is just an afterthought. Who the hell am I fooling? I hope this isn't the case with FOZZY. Great fucking band. Well it's time to retire, and BATMAN BEGINS and STAR WARS were the best movies I've seen thus far this summer. I've come to the conclusion that I'm no longer in love with DARK ANGEL (JESSICA ALBA). You see, she was great in SIN CITY, but after that FF bullshit, Jessica should never be offered another movie role in her life.
Jul. 16th, 2005
08:06 pm - The Circle is almost complete
Okay. This message goes out to one of comrades. "ULTIMATE! ULTIMATE! I posted a comment in the other one, so here we go again. Plain and simple, THE BAND MUST GET BACK TOGETHER!
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